obsessing vs. having fun

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When obsessing over trashmo make-it-yourself kilts and thirty dollar unlined polyester Eton jackets, I HIGHLY recommend that folks.

1. have a beer
2. take a deep breath
3. spring into ACTION!!!!!! Don't think it to death! Don't read the instructions twenty times! Don't post about it and every flippin detail ad nauseum. JUST DO IT!
4. have another beer
5. wear said article and make eyes at the lasses.

Carry on, gentlemen.

I'll skip that last part. and the second beer, I tend to be ready for bed after #1, if not halfway through it.