SHEEEEWWWWW!! When I FIRST read this I was afraid it was gonna sound a lot like my story of a bit-too-tipsy St. Paddy's in Chicago :-)

Not to worry though...

Kilt was recieved well...
Fine was paid the next morning with heartfelt appologies...
Cat is said to be doing better once the green dye "issue" was remedied by shedding...

...however Cat is said to still be deathly afraid of the word "caber".