I should add, now that I have a few minutes, that my bride is an alum of a sorority, and her sisters made a strong showing at the celebration.

Sorority girls, particularly those with a few glasses of wine or beer in them, will say or ask almost anything.

"The Question" was asked more than once.

The standard answer was either:
A) Only two people at this wedding know what's under this kilt ... and you aren't one of them.

or

B) Shoes.