Just wondering if there are any kilt nights near Dayton Ohio, my mom ticked me off again, because I wore my kilt to the mall even though she didn't see me, and now thinks I in danger of being attacked and having part of me cut off. It almost makes me want to get a kilt night together in the mall near her store, even if everyone ate at a different restaurant. Of course, it would take a fair number of people to pull it off...

I actually just decoded part of her angry email, she told me to wear it in Dayton or Cincy, but now where it could hurt my family. There needs to be a kilt night in Piqua, and a big one at that.

(Just a bit vengeful, really, just a bit.)