Birthday gift for my wife?

[Chase]

Ok ladies and gentleman...I dropped the ball last year and forgot my wife's birthday...The pain she inflicted on me was worse than being in Iraq...Silence can be deadly, but not this time...I have a little over a week to find something extra special. One because I love my wife dearly (photo attached) and I want to make up for last year.



1st problem is my wife doesn't like anything celtic unless it's on me
2nd problem, she doesn't like to be touched by anyone unless it's me
3rd problem, I only have about $300.00 in savings to spend
4th problem, I'm still in Iraq so I will have to shop online

With nothing celtic, no spas, limited funds and limited access in mind, does anyone have any ideas? Think outside the box...Any ladies get soemthing unique, different, exciting you would like to share...I'm really at a loss?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Chase