A missed rank up.

[Wompet]

Arlen, Isn't having to announce a missed rank up for your wife a little like missing a birthday or anniversary? The only appropriate behavior would be for all members of the mod squad to eat humble pie, present flowers and arrange a dinner out.

I keep telling Arlen he's just accident-prone, but maybe I just invite danger somehow.

This just in: while making dinner reservations for his lovely wife and himself, Arlen was chased down the street by the single, lone wild elk in Boise.

Diane, a belated congratulations on your advancement.