Quote Originally Posted by piperdbh View Post
Did you take the hot blond in with you, or meet her there?
Try wearing an animal mask sporran. I've heard chicks went to pet them.
It's true. I have a Canadian beaver sporran from Ferguson Britt, and the ladies love to stroke it (heh heh).

Greg, you handled it beautifully. I probably would have been a bit more confrontational and said, "Why is it always the GUYS that want a date?"