Ron,

That depends on how much, er, coin you are willing to part with. For you I would think a full face coyote sporran would work like gangbusters, but the ones I've seen are not exactly, in-expensive. A man of your stature would probably require a sporran sized to the appropriate dementions, not the standard. Since that's the case, the world is your oyster, damn the expense and go for something really cool! And Fuzzy!ith:

As to where you could wear it, what about the Santa Fe Opera this summer?

I will soon be a member of the X-kilt clan, just bought one from Fudgeman, the jonesing begins....