Quote Originally Posted by funlvnman View Post
There is a bar not too far from the house that caters to the gay population. It's not strictly a gay bar but during football season, figure skating is on the big tv soooooooooooooo. Anyway, the first time we went there we didn't know any of this. The owner/bartender turned out to be one of the funniest/friendliest people I've ever met and the food is fantastic. So we have become pseudo regulars.

One Saturday we were out and about doing some shopping and decided that we had earned a cold beer. I was kilted in my Stillwater Saffron kilt, looking smashing as always, when my wife decided that we would go to Colors, the aforementioned bar. Little did we know that it was Female Impersonator Nite, or whatever they call it.

I walked through the front door to find myself literally "in the spotlight", and the emcee, a 6'5" monster of a man dressed up as woman, decided that I would be good fodder for the crowd. The next 5 minutes are a complete blur, fortunately he/she didn't do a kilt check despite the pleas from the crowd.

All in all it turned out to be a fun nite, but Whew, I'm sure I don't want to repeat that experience.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

Rich