News Flash (April 1)

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KILT NEWS "FLASH"

It has been determined that the ancient Mayan calendar predicts a BIG event that will forever change the hundreds of years of kilt-wearing tradition. The BIG change will occur on December 21, 2012. One of the predictions is that KILTS will lose their ability to hang and swish on said date. Experts believe that this will be a shocking effect of the inversion of Earth's magnetic field that was also calculated to occur on that date, that is, North-South polarity will be inverted. Millions of people will be exposed to the raw effects of this polarity inversion, as kilts begin to lift and float upwards on their own. To prevent disastrous consequences, kilt-wearers everywhere are advised to remove any metallic, magnetic weights that they find in their kilt hems NOW, as these will be utterly useless. Others are advised to have their cameras handy!

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