How do Scots handle a rough day/night with only one kilt?

[Jock Scot]

As far as smell, think bar smoke, do you just make use of good breezy air-drying and some febreeze?

I'm really looking into day to day kilt maintenance with the goal of having one kilt to rule them all. It just makes a little more sense to me than having to maintain 4 or 5.

To get rid of bar smoke smells etc.,just hang your kilt, if it is wool, from a tree on a warm breezy day, for a day.