Quote Originally Posted by bunchdescendant View Post

KP-"That's not a kilt. Besides, I can tell you're not from Scotland. No accent."
Me-"Now hold on just a min ..." (KP cuts me off cold)
KP-"If you're not born in Scotland, you can't wear a kilt. You're breaking the law by wearing that. End of discussion." (KP wanders off, leaving me with my jaw on the ground)
Wow, my UK birth certificate is a forgery, I must not've been born there nor lived there until the age of 10 because I do not have an English accent. Therefore I must only be 33 not 43 but wait I have a Canadian accent yet no Canadian Birth certificate. I'm a man without a country! So definately I can't wear a kilt, or enjoy maple syrup on my bangers. I'm thrice the poser Alan is.