Quote Originally Posted by fluter View Post

dee dee DUM dee dee DUM dee dee DUM
dee dee DUM dee dee DUM dee dee DUM
dee dee DUM dee dee DUM
dee dee DUM dee dee DUM
dee dee DUM dee dee DUM dee dee DUM
For me this is the top limerick because:
1/ It rhymes perfectly
2/ It scans perfectly
3/ It's multicultural
4/ It doesn't offend muslims (or anyone else)
5/ It's non gender specific
6/ It's easy to remember
and finally
7/ It is sufficiently DUM, sorry dumb to be taught as English in our schools!

Hurrah for fluter