My wife and I attended a concert last night at which Mendelssohn's Scottish Symphony was performed. At the end of the concert two ladies of a certain age walked past me and said "So pleased you were properly dressed for the Scottish Symphony!" and "I'm so proud of you for being dressed like that!"

I didn't have the heart to tell them that even if they'd played his Italian Symphony I would still have been kilted. I'll take the credit wherever I can