question again; kilts and inebriated women

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Hello all

I was at a large company function last week in Fayetteville, AR and in the evening "after work" wore my USAK casual American Heritage down to the bar scene on Dixon street. This is the first time I have been kilted at a bar scene during, what, real drunk time, I guess? Call it initiation night. Dont recall any neg comments from men, many positive from men and women actually, but there was one intoxicated female that said she didnt know it was dress night and of course proceeded unasked to attempt the kilt lift. Dont want to be in trouble with the cops or company for "exposing myself", my fault or not, so I was "covered" when an accomplice of hers got me from behind. There were 2 other attempts, first time I had to really back away and keep my hands in front of me, she was going on about how if she was in my state (not the state of drunk, the state of Utah, as I was in her state of Arkansas)
she would "try to accomodate me" or something like that, and felt it was my duty to let her do the lift. Thinking it would scare her off I finally asked her "look, what if I said if my kilt goes up, your pants go down, only fair" and she said "ok, can we trade?", so that didnt work. 2nd attempt I asked her why women slap us, but think they should just be able to lift us, and she said "not me, I wouldnt care". I know there have been guys who have done just that, lifted them after they were lifted, and got "in trouble" with the female (female because "ladies" dont do that), so I know it isnt only a "type" of female that does this. So, I am asking for suggestions from more experienced members on this topic, without being a jerk.

This was all on the sidewalk between bars, in the bars there was no trouble.
As for "the" question, many times. We are all naked under our clothes if you go far enough.

Long post, sorry.

Thanks all

Eric