Saw this today on Not Always Right
http://notalwaysright.com/och-a-communal-kilt/2132

Scottish Import Store | Toronto, ON, Canada
Scottish import store that specializes in rental kilts.

Employee: “Okay, guys, you’re all fitted up. Everything will be ready for pick-up the Thursday before the wedding.”

Customer: “Guys, you know what we have to do, right? We have to go commando! No wearing anything under the kilt!” *to employee* “That’s the way to do it, right?”

Employee: “Well, gentlemen, we don’t have a policy on that one way or the other. Personally, though, before you decide, I’d advise you to take a moment and consider ALL the implications of the word…’rental.’”

Customer: “What? But…oh…oh! Ewww!”