Craig's wife, Diane, sent these to me to post. Diane said, "These are from Craig's old friend Marvin Gittins, Jr. in Council Bluffs IA. He and Craig have been friends for the last 30 years. Hope the other X markers enjoy!"


Puns For The Educated Mind...

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He was a mathematician. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but he turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3.. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering..

8. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.