So I'm getting ready to go home, my wife called me and asked me to stop by a convenience store and get her some tea. (sure dear, see you in a bit)

I stopped at a gas station on my way, got in to get her tea, and as I'm walking out, a couple is walking in, the girl sort of tries to muffle her giggles as she says "that skirt is gross!" (my very nice military box pleated leatherneck kilt)

So, I turned around and told her "Congratulations on being pregnant", she stopped cold and told me that she was not pregnant, to which I smilingly replied "I know" as I kept walking towards my truck.

(she was, lets say... well fed?)

I mean, some people have no decorum... and plain need to be talked back to and put in their place.