The other night at work I noticed that Burnett's and Struth had added the Malcolm tartan to their casual kilt sale. I nearly ordered one on the spot, but I held back. The next day, I mentioned to my lovely wife that she should be proud of my restraint. When she heard that it was the Malcolm tartan, she immediately said, "Order it! Consider it your birthday present."

So, today I called the charming and helpful Margaret at Burnett's and Struth and ordered my casual Malcolm kilt! I am so excited to finally have a kilt in my family tartan that I can actually afford. Margaret told me it would only be 2 to 3 weeks, so I should have a short jones.

I don't know how you folks wait months for your kilts. I can hardly stand the few weeks I've got.

David