Do you know the one about the soprano captured in the Far Pacific by cannibals?
She says, “You can’t kill me and eat me, I’m a soprano.”
The chief says, “Oh, yeah? Prove it. If you are, we’ll let you go. Sing something.”
The soprano says, “What? Sing something? Without my jewels, without my gown, without my fee?”
The chief says, "Yep, she's a soprano, let her go."




What's the difference between a kidnapper and a soprano?

You can negotiate with a kidnapper.