A kilt, as Alastair Scott, author of Scot Free, discovered when he travelled the globe in one, opens doors, gets you lifts and interest-free loans, makes you friends. Wear a kilt and you will never be lonely – or hungry or sober – for long. Which, when you come to think of it, is not bad for a mere £24.99.
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It's not even bad for £300!