Trust me. You have no idea what sort of circus this is gong to be.

My wife will be wearing a black strapless evening gown. The wedding will be on Friday the 13th. They have to wait for the best man (the future father-in-law) to get out of prison to get him fitted for his tux. The man giving away the bride may or may not be available due to violation of multiple paroles. The bride will be about 8-8.5 months pregnant. and we have until Aug for this to get better.

I'm not sure this is happening in a church so I doubt I'll get that lucky.

For God's sack don't mention any of that of they will end up adding fairy wings to all the participants. My family is beyond hope. My sister's mixed up version of Wicca combined with a Dollar store version on Ren gear could make this an instant winner on the video awards.

Jim