Royal Visit to the USA

[wildrover]

Fergie or whoever, so happened to show up in California,

I thought that's where she lives...? Wait, there is another Fergie? One that doesn't look like the creepy rubbish muppet from Labyrinth?

Honestly, I only vaguely know who these people are. All I know is the guy with the sporran is gonna come over here and be classy, and I figure that's enough, right?

TROUT? Did I hear someone say something about TROUT?

No, but the thread seems to be giving people haddocks.