Quote Originally Posted by Zardoz View Post

That being said, I do not think of kilt lifts as "assault" ! Assault is when somebody comes at you with a broken bottle! If a woman lifted my kilt and I called the police, "She touched me in my bad place officer!".....Well, I'd never be able to go in that pub again!
Your correct that it is not an assault, it's battery.
Assault and Battery: Two separate offenses against the person that when used in one expression may be defined as any unlawful and unpermitted touching of another. Assault is an act that creates an apprehension in another of an imminent, harmful, or offensive contact. The act consists of a threat of harm accompanied by an apparent, present ability to carry out the threat. Battery is a harmful or offensive touching of another.

The main distinction between the two offenses is the existence or nonexistence of a touching or contact. While contact is an essential element of battery, there must be an absence of contact for assault. Sometimes assault is defined loosely to include battery.

Assault and battery are offenses in both criminal and Tort Law; therefore, they can give rise to criminal or civil liability. In Criminal Law, an assault may additionally be defined as any attempt to commit a battery.

At Common Law, both offenses were misdemeanors. As of the early 2000s, under virtually all criminal codes, they are either misdemeanors or felonies. They are characterized as felonious when accompanied by a criminal intent, such as an intent to kill, rob, or rape, or when they are committed with a dangerous weapon.

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedicti...lt+and+Battery

I doubt I would ever involve the law and would guess most cops in my neck of the woods would laugh at me if I ever tried. I doubt they would laugh very long if someone pressed the matter with their superiors though. Nonethless, it is battery.

Mostly I consider it impolite and unwarranted. No shortage of those kinds of people in the world.