Quote Originally Posted by joecool View Post
We would love to have you in our freezer! Just kidding, no hooks involved actually, and we cremate the bodies and return the ashes to the families when the year is over (so you most definitely would not be buried in a kilt)- just an FYI....


Well, rather than being cremated I would prefer to be ground up, emulsified, then fed to mother Earth's microbes and wee beasties. I wouldn't mind a catapult being involved too, but... I won't be too picky.