A stranger attended church services one Sunday and was pleased with the service so much he decided to tell the minister on his way out.

"That was a damned fine sermon, parson! I damn sure enjoyed it!"

The minister said, " Well, I'm glad that you did, but would you please watch your language?"

The stranger said, " Well, parson, I enjoyed it so damn much, I put a thousand damn dollars in the plate."

The minister said, "No sh*t?"