Answers:

1. Gas powered Barstoll Racer

2. Cup Holder has not yet been installed.

3. It's faster than you know what.

4. I have not worn my kilt on it yet.

5. I am building a trailer to pull a cooler.

6. It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

7. Powered by 6.5 Hp Honda clone. Harbor Freight.

8. DOES NOT TAKE CORNERS WELL. Helmet on order.

9. Great way to go to beer store.