Billy Bob and his brother Bubba were visiting Scotland, and since Billy Bob considered himself quite the golfer, the two of them decided to play a round at one of Scotland's famous golf courses. They were paired up with two locals to make a foursome. On the first tee, Billy bob really wanted to impress the two Scotsmen, and swung as hard as he could. He hit a massive hook, way left out of bounds. He immediately teed up another ball, said, "I'll take my mulligan and with a more controlled swing hit his next one about 270, right down the center of the fairway. The others hit their drives, and as they were walking off the tee to hit their second shots, Billy Bob asked one of the two Scots, "So, what do yall call a mulligan here in Scotland?"
The gentleman glared at him and said, "Three".