My friend is getting married in 4 weeks time. She is from scotland but he, like all his side are from england.

The wedding is in scotland and we are all embracing the kilt for her sake.

I am currently penning a few lines for a speach and was thinking of refering to the kilt as a skirt and handbag for a laugh.

My question is, if you were at the wedding, would you take this as an insult or laugh along with me?