I'm liking that very much. Don't put it down on your furniture though, you'll never find it again. I'm awfully partial to the simplicity of Artificer's No.6 Sporran too. 'Tis a thing of great beauty. I've already established enquiring comms and I've also tried this...

Dear Bank Manager.
I know that it's considered the norm for customers to bank with The Bank and not for The Bank to bank with the customer... but.... You see there's this sporran I really like and ... and ...

But I don't think it's going to work. And my daughter is already wearing shoes made from duct tape and old inner-tubes as it is...

I guess I'll just have to save up... again...