What a strange dream I had last night or was it a nightmare - there was me and several of my mates at Hampden Park last night, all kilted up and in the party mood. We were playing a team of midgets so were very cocky about the outcome, its gonnae be 10-0 or even more, next step would be beating England in the World Cup Final.
Suddenly the dream went bad, the midgets scored and took the lead 1-0, oh the shame of it, how could we ever wear a kilt again!

I woke up in a sweat saying it was only a dream, our national team could never ever be that bad - The national papers confirmed that this was only a dream as they said that we now top of our section.

Did any other X-Marker experience any similar disturbance last night, maybe there was a mass hullucinationary drug put in our porridge last night?