I'm kilted 90% of the time when I leave the house, so questions are frequent. This week I've had two very different lines used.

A "mature" gentleman in the booth next to me at Golden Moon, asked me where I had been. I was confused, so I responded with the truth, Home Depot. His wife laughed and he asked if I had been at a "rite" and if I was a Scot. No, to both. I was wearing my "blue jean" kilt at the time.

The other was when we left Guitar Center. I was wearing my "snow camo" kilt that day. A couple driving by, asked if I had just left a contest. I laughed and told him "no". He said that I would have won. Maybe I should wait for winter, before I put on the snow camo