22. January next year I'll be attending the Burns Supper in The Caledonian Society. The secretary of the Society has asked me to deliver The Immortal Memory, and stupid me said yes .
So I need help from my friends here on X marks to come up with a short and witty speech that honors our great poet.
Is there anyone who knows of websites on this topic? Or is there any of you who have delivered The Immortal Memory earlier and wants to share his knowlege?
It is important to emphasize that this Burns Supper is an all male event, and that the British ambasador will attend, so the speech should be accordingly. I can't read scottish, so I think it's wise not to read to many Burns poems.

Help anyone?????