I took my kids to a mall today so they could finish up their Christmas shopping. It was an outdoor mall, and a little windy and cold, so I wore a pair of Christmas boxer shorts under my kilt (this issue has been addressed a lot lately, which is what made this particular incident all the funnier in my mind.) A rather lovely lady looked at me and said "Wow! That's festive!" With my mind working faster than my mouth, I said "Yeah! You should see what's under it!" meaning my Santa Clause boxers... The look on her face, and that of her friend, was priceless...

...and then there was the guy who asked why I was wearing a skirt... This guy didn't seem to notice his girlfriend smiling at me. I said to him "Because it makes your girlfriend smile at me, and confuses you." Good shopping trip...