So My oldest daughter was looking at a day sporran I made for myself, and asking me what is was for...I dug up the image search for "Sporran" and showed her the range from simple to all out piper fur...

That conversation degenerated in to "If a Piper was a Rastafarian, would he have Dredlocks in his fur sporran?"

"Only if he was on the bobsled team.."

<ducks and runs>