well i was caught in an interesting perdicament a short while ago... the neighbors started fighting around 7 am this morning as i had the dog out for his morning duty well we went inside and the fighting continued lol she was beating on him so he sprayed her with the garden hose which i thought was pretty funny, well things quiet down so im trying on different dress shirts with my clan gunn kilt trying to see what looks better with which hose, shirts ect... next thing i know is the cops are knocking on my door (no i didnt call them) so i answer the door wearing my kilt, untucked shirt, one cream hose and one black hose on lol... the cops looks at me and was speechless HA HA HA.
so he was like "uuuhhh uhh sir did you see or hear anything" i told him what i saw and heard he says thanks and have a nice day... as he's walking away he turns and chuckles then says "nice kilt" lol