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A lot of folks like the "drumming" when they walk. That's cool for them, but I walk with a bit of a limp so the drumming is a bit "off."

So on the morinings when I put the kilt on first thing, I should expect my arthritis and stiffness to make my "drumming" sound like a spastic chimpanzee with a nervous twitch?

I'm not going to say I'm stove up at all, but the morning following our wedding, my new wife thought I was immitating Boris Karlov.