Quote Originally Posted by auld argonian View Post
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Tartan hose are definitely not, I repeat, NOT in the budget...please...this is tough enough and I'd like to stay married for at least a little bit longer...
My lass picked my up a pair of nice argyle hose on eBay as an Xmas present. She paid about $25 including shipping.

Maybe something like these might work for you? Keep in mind that eBay sellers are often willing to ship overseas if you just send them a message....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mens-Scottish-...#ht_500wt_1068