My new Kilt Kupboard (Kloset)

[ForresterModern]

Thanks guys. Yes I am a "collector" but shall never challenge the great Hamish, unless it is to a dart match. WIFE says that when I die we are having a wake with all my friends and kilties, who will have to leave the house afterward with one bottle of single malt (most at least opened and partially drunk) scotch, one kilt, one sporran, one pair kilt hose, one each of the various types of hats (ball caps, golf caps, flat caps, fedoras, balmorals/tams/glengarrys), one dozen golf balls, one fly rod, and one bicycle (some pretty choice items I might add). She's going to keep the James Taylor collection---sorry--and my life insurance.

Now don't start getting any ideas about speeding me on my way just so you can collect the riches. I know the thought has crossed her mind once or twice but I think (hope) I still have her convinced to keep me around at least for a little while longer, kilts and all.


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