Are you nuts man?

I've had 6 bikes,5 of them road bikes,the biggest a 1200cc and currently a 1000cc yamaha yzf.

Had 5 accidents on roads,3 involving traffic,2 of those really serious.You want to ride in the kilt?

O.k so if you have even a minor spill,next time you want to wear your kilt,after the bandages come off and the massive scabbing heals,lets say for arguments you can still bend your knee to walk properly,your leg is going to look like some pshyco hit it with a blow torch and then let his pet crocodile chew on it for a bit.

You're having a laugh,right?