Kiltmaker's Input Requested, & Who Wants Cthulu Tartan Yardage?

[artificer]

I'm not involved in any of this, but can you imagine what the tartan weaver is going to say when you call up and say, "I'd like to order a hundred and twenty six yards of tartan, please,"?

What they said was "Thank you"

They'll think there's a pipe band that should not be in formation, probably.

Just imagine the terror they'd strike in the hearts of the competition.