Quote Originally Posted by Joshua View Post
This has happened more than once to me, different employers, during company-sponsored happy-hours and/or party functions. The "Office Marm" gets more than one White Russian in her smoke-stained maw and has to see what's behind door number 1.

So my suggestion is to keep it covered. Use like-colored (to your kilt) undies to be less conspicuous.
I'm sure everyone has had this happen at least once. Unfortunately this happens when you're kilted. I wear black boxer briefs when at work or around town and regimental when i'm around my house or a family function