Start with 4 slices of bacon.....whoops, start with a diced onion and then 4 slices of bacon, oh yeah vegetarisomethingorother...okay munch on an apple while dicing an onion and fishing 4 slices of bacon out of the chill chest.

Dang I just can't do vegetariwhatchamacallit! But best of luck getting some good recipes anyhow ;)