A friend of mine who worked in a law office showed me this one.

At a party, one party-goer called another an a55ho1e. The second fellow took offense, and later sued for slander. the defense offered was:

In the social circles involved, the offensive term has two meanings.
1. A void surrounded by a sphincter muscle.
2. A person who does not properly behave according to the customs of civilized society.

Our affirmative defense in that the plaintiff, by definition number 2, is, was, and remains to date, an
a55ho1e!