I can vouch for this part:

For some reason, with certain women in particular, a kilt appears to be attractive, with the power to transform even the most frighteningly plain-looking men (cough) into a dish of some sort
Half the fun in a kilt at all is because women think I look damned good in them. The other half of the fun is that I think I look damned good in them.

The rest of his article makes him sound like a whiny kid. More than anything I'd tell him to grow up and get over it already.