Quote Originally Posted by LitTrog View Post
The woman who made and transported the cake failed to compensate for the simple physics which come into play while navigating hairpin turns on a mountain road.

It fell over in her van.

And when my wonderful bride saw this poor, (formerly beautiful) mangled cake, she just laughed her a** off. Did I get lucky, or what?!
Yes, you got lucky.
There is no contingency plan with a wedding cake. It either happens or it doesn't.
I'm delivering a birthday cake today. Thank goodness there are none of those tight turns between me and the customer.

Cake talk over. Back to kilt talk now.