
Originally Posted by
Really a McQueen
Why a parrot?

Why not a lobster? After all, you could eat the lobster.

Have you ever heard a lobster sing? It's horrible, the B52s notwithstanding.
"My beloved America, thank you for your children. If your children want to become soldiers I will train them. When they are hungry I will feed them. When they are thirsty I will give them water. When they fight for freedom I will lead them. When they are unsteady on the battlefield I will motivate them. If they die on the battlefield I will bury them. So help me God."
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