Welllll.....
Those of you who opened the URL in my post on the "do you have a tattoo" thread know I occasionally compete in tattoo contests. There was one coming up, and I had a work in progress I wanted to enter. The problem was, it would be on my upper thigh; so how would I show it to the judges? Stroll up on the stage and drop my pants? Not unheard of, but not very classy, either. What to do....hmmm.... what if I wore a kilt........?