Quote Originally Posted by GoodGirlGonePlaid View Post

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.
-- Alan , age 10
Who's fetching the beer?! Maybe that's why men bother having kids even when their women look like dump trucks.

Dump trucks do have a terrific hauling capacity. Lotsa chips, lotsa beer go-fers on the way!