Women and kilts

[shillelaghbruises]

The bassist in my band (a girl) loves it, she's spoken for but it's still cool.

[BatlRatl]

When accosted by women with the age-old question, whether young or old, curious or flirtatious, my reply is:

"Every women's hopes and dreams".

followed by a quick departure from the midst.

(always good for a laugh)

I thank you.